Who’s in it?: Dennis Quaid (Pandorum, Jaws 3-D), Paul Bettany (A Knight’s Tale, Iron Man), Tyrese Gibson (Transformers, 2 Fast 2 Furious) and Kevin Durand (Lost)

God dammit.  This is just the kind of fucking movie that pisses me off.  First off, it exists.  That’s the first sign indicated that this is going to suck.  Second of all, what the flip is going on in this freaking movie?  I. Have. No. BLEEPING. Clue.  Still.  Nor do I want to.

I’m not going to go a whole lot into this piece of crap.  Angels are at war and they want to kill a baby.  So they track the baby down in this dive diner, in the middle of frigging nowhere.  People get possessed then there is a big fight with a Legion of a-hole renegade angels.  All of this is serious.  This really happens in this movie.  So the fate of all humanity lies with all these jack asses.  Just remember the angels want to kill a baby — that’s the plot.  Everyone loves babies but how do you feel about angels now?

Dear Hollywood, stop it.  Here’s a hint: if the movie sounds stupid when you say the idea out loud, then don’t make it…and please, next time you assholes are in a room together and you’re ALL thinking “Holy crap, we can’t make this movie, it might suck…”, will one of you please open your mouth and say it.  If one of you are thinking it, chances are you’re all thinking it.  It seems easy….I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.