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‘Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) review

Following the release of “The Phantom Mencace”, fans and moviegoers alike hoped the second act of the prequel trilogy would would strike gold the way “The Empire Strikes Back” was able to for the original trilogy. George Lucas continued his homage to old school Saturday morning serials by calling Episode II, “Attack of the Clones”. Of course, because most everyone knew that this trilogy was supposed to focus on the mysterious Clone Wars alluded to by Obi Wan Kenobi and Princess Leia in “A New Hope”, there was a significant buzz surrounding this flick.

Jumping ahead 10 years following the events of “The Phantom Mencace”, Anakin Skywalker was recast. Hayden Christensen replaced the much maligned Jake Lloyd. Lucas promised a darker tone for this movie that would continue the fall of Anakin to the dark side before he finally became Darth Vader. This time around, we meet an older Anakin, who has become the Padawan apprentice of Obi Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor). Anakin is cocky and eager for power. After an bounty hunter tries to assassinate Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman), now a senator from the planet Naboo, Anakin realizes he still digs her and his emotions begin to get the better of him. As the movie unfolds, Anakin and Obi Wan split up as Anakin is put in charge of protecting Padme by Chancellor Palpatine (Ian McDiarmid); while Obi Wan is dispatched to an isolated planet to investigate some evidence that leads him to the discovery of a clone army which has allegedly been sanctioned by the Jedi Council.

“Attack of the Clones” does offer more action sequences including a bounty hunter chase through Coruscant early on, an Obi Wan Kenobi vs. Jango Fett battle around the middle of the flick and a Clones vs. Battle Droids on the planet Geonosis, which is ultimately the start of the Clone Wars. While the plot sounds interesting, we are left with little development of the relationship between Anakin and Obi Wan. The Anakin and Padme affair feels a little forced and there a lot of things that could have been connected back to “The Phantom Menace” but instead Lucas introduces more characters and plots where he could have really dug deep into a mythology.

All we are left with is the fact that Anakin doesn’t like being told what to do. We don’t ever get the sense that he is the powerful Jedi he supposedly becomes nor do we get a bond of friendship between he and Obi Wan. Their relationship plays more like a step-father/step-son situation. The bad guys are still plotting from the shadows. Introduced here is Count Dooku, played by Christopher Lee, a fallen Jedi who grew tired of his associates and now works for Darth Sidious. He tries and fails to recruit Obi Wan, kicks Anakin’s butt in a duel but that’s about all he does. Like Darth Maul, he is grossly under used.

“Attack of the Clones” is a step up from the inferior “Phantom Menace” but still fails to capture the magic and awe of the original trilogy. At this point we are 2/3 of the way through the fall of Anakin and the Rise of the Empire and we have yet to see why either is about to happen. The much hyped Clone Wars start at the very end of the movie but it never feels like it is the realization of what was promised with Leia’s fateful message to old Obi Wan in “A New Hope” when she uttered the famous line, “Obi Wan Kenobi, years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars…”.

‘Snow White and the Huntsman (2012); 100 Movies in 90 Days part II

#11 of 100 on my 100 Movies I’ve Never Seen Before Challenge (part II)

The only thing worse than remakes is dealing with multiple remakes of the same source material in the same calendar year. Okay, so “Snow White and the Huntsman” isn’t exactly a remake, per se. It’s a live action telling of the classic Brothers Grimm fairy tale, which just happened to be made famous by the 1937 Disney classic “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”. Of course, there was the other version of the Snow White story just a few months ago, Mirror/Mirror.

In “Snow White and the Huntsman” we get a darker version starring that zombie chick from Twilight, Kristen Stewart; and Chris Hemsworth, who played Thor in “Marvel’s The Avengers”, as well as Charlize Theron (Prometheus). Let this be a lesson, that darker is not always better. The film looks cool. The effects are solid. But it’s kinda boring. Part of the problem is Stewart, who fails to make us believe that she is “fairer” than anyone.

It’s glaringly obvious from the get-go that Stewart has been miscast here. The entire movie we’re told the kingdom loves this girl because of her fiery spirit but we never really see it. As with every other movie K-Stew has been in, she is in full zombie mode, nearly sleep walking through every scene. It may have been more fun if someone like Mila Kunis was cast as Snow White. Kunis has proven adept at action and comedy and would certainly have had more chemistry with Thor than Stewart.

The good news is that Charlize Theron is amazing in this movie. She’s the only one who seems like she was allowed to have fun with her role. Even though her character gets a little muddled by a mid-movie attempt to make the audience feel sorry for her, she’s terrific from start to finish.

“Huntsman” also treads dangerously close to trying to be a new “Twilight” series for Kristen. No doubt Universal will go forward with a sequel and “SWATH” is left with an ambiguous ending that never settles which man, the Huntsman or the Prince, this girl will end up with.

There is so much going on in “Snow White and the Huntsman”, but it never slows down enough for you to care about any of it. A lot of things feel forced and wedged in to add depth but if there is not heart to begin with, it doesn’t matter how deep it goes. Blame Rupert Sanders for that, as this movie is his directorial debut. He seems very comfortable with making the movie look good– and it is beautiful– but never really knows what to do with these characters.

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Check out my Examiner review of “Snow White and the Huntsman”.

‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ (1937) review

Seeing “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” is one of my favorite childhood memories. A theatre in Kansas City used to screen these old Disney movies around the holidays and my dad would take my sister and I, along with aunts, uncles and cousins to see these. I’ve always had a special appreciation for the fact I got to see these classics in theatres. At that time (I’m dating myself here), owning movies on home video wasn’t that big of a deal, so this was about the only way to see it. Continue reading ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ (1937) review