Who’s in it?: Dennis Quaid (Pandorum, Jaws 3-D), Paul Bettany (A Knight’s Tale, Iron Man), Tyrese Gibson (Transformers, 2 Fast 2 Furious) and Kevin Durand (Lost)
God dammit. This is just the kind of fucking movie that pisses me off. First off, it exists. That’s the first sign indicated that this is going to suck. Second of all, what the flip is going on in this freaking movie? I. Have. No. BLEEPING. Clue. Still. Nor do I want to. Continue reading ‘Legion’ (2010) — movie review
Who’s in it?: Ethan Hawke (The Explorers, Reality Bites), Willem Dafoe (Shadow of the Vampire, Boondock Saints)
A wise man once said, “The only thing I hate about Santa Clara is all the God damned vampires…” Well, sir, I loved your movie by the way (that was from The Lost Boys if you didn’t catch it); but I would put it this way, “The only thing I hate about movies these days is all the God damned vampires…”.
Obviously there are too many vampire movies these days…
Continue reading ‘Daybreakers’ is a reminder that not all vampires are goofy — movie review
Who’s in it?: Christopher Plummer (Dreamscape, Dragnet the Movie), Andrew Garfield (the next Spider-Man), Johnny Depp, (Nick of Time, Sweeny Todd) and the late, great Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight, A Knight’s Tale)
Directed by: Terry Gilliam (12 Monkeys, Time Bandits)
I am really hoping at some point in my life I will understand this movie, even just a little bit, because this one is all over the place. I’m not even sure where to start. This is one movie that I could sit down and tell you every detail and you would still have no clue what the hell was going on if and when you finally saw it. In fact, the less you know the better. Let’s just say there is a guy who makes a deal with the devil and of course being the devil there are always strings attached. So another deal is made for souls. That’s all you get. Good luck. Continue reading ‘The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus’ may need multiple viewings to understand — movie review