Who’s in it?: Bruce Willis (TV’s Moonlighting, Die Hard), James Cromwell (Babe, L.A. Confidential), Ving Rhames (Pulp Fiction, Mission:Impossible)

Man, oh man…okay, I’m going to try and be nice here because this wasn’t that bad, actually.  Then again, it wasn’t that great either, so I’m not going to hold myself to any promises.

Bruce, Bruce, Bruce….you know you used to be my boy, Bruce.  My hero.  You were David Addison and John Maclane, man, king-bad-ass-smart-ass.  I’m pretty sure the reason I prided myself on being so cock was because I tried very hard to be very Bruno-esque while I was growing up.  But now, the hits have been fewer and farther between for Willis. Continue reading ‘Surrogates’ (2009) movie review →